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| What!?!?!? I'm posting????
Yep. What made me want to do it? The fact that I have time. I thought about having my new years resolution involve posting on Xanga at least once a week. It took me about .2 seconds to reject that idea because I realized that was a stupid new year's resolution. So instead --keeping with my long-standing tradition-- I decided not to have a New Year's resolution. That way I can't break it.
Anyway, I hope everybody who actually reads this (and those who don't, I suppose) have had a great holiday season so far.
In other news -- I read this article today I thought was interesting. Click here for the article. It's about a guy who's in charged under federal anti-terrorism laws for shining a laser pointer at an airliner. I guess I fail to see the connection . . . how is he committing a terroristic act? He may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch by shining an airline -- but seriously, maybe they should spend the effort finding some real criminals. | | |
| Here's a true fact from the B.S. Book of History . . .
In 1912, the Hellman's Mayonnaise Company was shipping 12,000 jars of
its product from England to Vera Cruz, Mexico. The first leg of the
journey was in the cargo hold of the Titanic.
Obviously, the shipment never made it. The Mexican people were
devastated by the loss--so much so that they declared a national day of
mourning, which is still observed today. It is known, of course, as
Sinko de Mayo. | | |
| 1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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| Well, I haven't posted in a while . . . so I'll make this one worthwhile. Goto
http://www.subservientchicken.com/
I guarentee you'll be amused for hours. | | |
| Okay, this one is good too . . .
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . on the rocks."
The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"
"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them." | | |
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